Oh well, you can't win 'em all

As many of you already know, I did not win the New Yorker Caption Contest this week, though I did get many e-mails from folks saying they thought I should have.  But the winning caption was very funny and I figured it might very well win when I first saw it in the finals, and it did. Was it because the author had more Twitter followers or Facebook fans than me? I don't know, but I bear him no malice because, well, his caption was quite brilliant and mine was, well, it's not for me to say, though I liked it.  I can't recreate the actual cartoon drawing here -- it belongs to the New Yorker and they, naturally, want you to visit it on their site (I gave the link in my previous Peter's Blog a few weeks ago).  But, for those who are wondering, it was a drawing of man in a restaurant, with a plate of fish in front of him, a whole fish, head on, mouth open, looking at him.  My caption was: "Or, I could teach you how to fish."

The winning caption was, "Just water for me, thanks."

I hate losing at anything but, in this case, I can live with it because that other caption made me laugh out loud. And, hey, there's a new caption contest every week so I'll try again -- when the muse delivers something witty. But, next time, I'll try to make it something that causes me -- and everyone else -- to laugh out loud. Till then, I will take solace in the old balm, "It was such an honor just to be a nominee...."





#1 Stephen Boardman 2013-09-14 02:03
Your humorous caption quest is one worthy of a bodhisattva, i.e., or you could teach them to laugh.
#2 Ric Teller 2013-09-14 05:17
Peter, I voted for your caption. But, as we all know, the winner isn't always the funniest. I have entered a couple hundred times and often think mine is at least worthy of the top three (I made it once, in the food issue last year). I have been lucky enough to attend a couple of your baking classes at Sur La Table in Southern California, any plans for future classes out this way?
#3 Peter Reinhart 2013-09-25 14:37
Hi Steve and Ric, Thanks so much for your comments. Steve, it's been a long time since you and I were in high school together and even then you were our resident Buddha -- great line, but here's a question for you: what is the sound of one fish clapping?.
Ric, can you send us your finalist caption and a description of the drawing? And also the other two finalist's caption?
We should start a club.
Sorry, no classes currently scheduled for California, as I'm on a tight deadline for a new book, so I've been cutting back. But, when the new one comes out next fall I hope to do a tour again.
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