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Old 12-09-2013, 08:01 AM
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Default Why Sharks Circle

Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...
>
> Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken
ship.
> "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to
the mass of people.
>
> "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins
showing."
> And they did.
>
> "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins
showing."
> And they did.
>
> "Now we eat everybody." And they did.
>
> When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat
them all at first?
> Why did we swim around and around them?"
>
> His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit
> inside
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