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Old 08-05-2009, 12:05 PM
Peasant
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: NEW ZEALAND
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Default Why men are never depressed:

>> > WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
> >
> >
> > Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect ?
> > Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
> Wedding
> > plans take care of
> > themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
> be
> > President. You can
> > never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
> water
> > park. You can wear
> > NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the
> truth.
> > The world is your
> > urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
> station
> > restroom because this
> > one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think
> of
> > which way to turn a
> > nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
> character.
> > Wedding dress
> > $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your
> chest
> > when you're talking to
> > them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
> feet.
> > One mood all the time.
> >
> > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
> know
> > stuff about tanks. A
> > five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can
> open
> > all your own jars.
> > You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> > thoughtfulness. If someone
> > forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
> friend.
> >
> > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
> of
> > shoes are more than
> > enough. You almost never have strap problems in
> public. You
> > are unable to see
> > wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
> stays its
> > original color. The
> > same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You
> only
> > have to shave your face
> > and neck.
> >
> > You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and
> one
> > pair of shoes -- one
> > color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter
> how
> > your legs look. You
> > can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have
> freedom
> > of choice concerning
> > growing a moustache.
> >
> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
> December
> > 24 in 25 minutes.
> >
> > No wonder men are happier.
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