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Old 12-01-2008, 10:10 AM
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Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night Lena wakes Ole and says.
"I think it's time!'

So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have
their first baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, "A son!
Ain't that great!"

Well Ole got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,
"Hold on! we aint finished yet!" The doctor then held up a little

girl. He said. "Hey, Ole! you got you a daughter! she's a pretty
little thing, too." Ole got kinda puzzled by this, and the doctor said,
"Holey Moley, Ole we still ain't done yet!" The doctor then

delivered another boy and said, "Ole, you have just had yourself another
boy!" Ole was flabbergasted by the news!

A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home
in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious and asked Lena,

"How come we got three the first try?"

Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and
you went out in the garage and got that 3-in-1 Oil?"

Ole said, "Yah, I do. Uffda! it's a good thing I didn't get the WD-40!"

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Old 12-01-2008, 12:33 PM
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And remember - a good mechanic only needs two tools:

WD-40 to make things go - and Duct Tape to make 'em stop.
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Old 12-01-2008, 03:37 PM
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Over here in Australia, we only need 'cockies wire' from the fence to fix anything and everything on a car or truck!


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Old 12-02-2008, 12:56 AM
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Lucky they didn't get really creative and sprinkle hundreds and thousands on somewhere...
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Old 12-06-2008, 03:04 PM
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I just sent this to my father in law - he loved it!!

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