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Old 07-03-2008, 07:26 PM
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Thumbs up Two elderly newlyweds

An elderly widowed couple struck up a long friendship and decided to get married. On their weddng night, they discussed their living, financial, spiritual and family relationships when the old gentleman turned to his bride and asked,
"and what about our sexual relationship"?
His new wife said, " I would like it infrequently!"
The old gent looked her in the eye and with a quiet voice said, "is that one word or two"?

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Old 07-04-2008, 12:10 AM
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Default Re: Two elderly newlyweds

hehe, love it!!
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