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| Thanksgiving Practical Joke Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed more half and half for the coffee. While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven. When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the oven and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen. Pretending to be shocked, by mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!" My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an hour to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! |
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| I love it. Why are the cruelest jokes the funniest?
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| That's too funny. |
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| That's evil. This explains a lot about you... ![]()
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| I love it! |
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| Yes but do the pranks carry on through the family members. Always remember that revenge is best served cold. Your sister might get her oun back one day. Neill
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| pranks are kind of a tradition here... I have received my share... this was one of the all time best though.. Im sure someday she will get even..... I'll deserve it.... |
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