Swiss joke

[Frances]

For this joke you have to know that people from Basel and people from Zurich do not get on well together....



So there are these four people sitting in a train, a guy from Zurich, a guy from Basel, and oposite them a very beautiful blond woman and a nun.

The lights in the train compartment aren't working, so when the train presently goes through a tunnel, all four of them are left sitting in the pitch black dark. Then there's the sound of a resounding slap...

When the train comes out of the tunnel all of them can see that the Zurich guy has a bright red palm print on his cheek.

The nun thinks: "Aha, that Zurich guy tried to kiss the blond in the dark and she defended herself. Good for her!"

The blond thinks: "Aha, the Zurich guy obviously wanted to kiss me in the dark, but got confused and went for the nun instead. Serve him right!"

The Zurich guy thinks: "Blast! The Basel guy must have tried to kiss the blond and in the dark she ended up hitting me instead of him."



And the Basel guy thinks: "Hey cool, in the next tunnel I'll clobber that idiot from Zurich again!"

[dbhansen]

I'll have to forward that one to my brother in Zurich!