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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65 on make-up.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.