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Old 09-15-2012, 07:02 AM
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Default Smoking in Saudi Arabia

Two elderly Saudi women were smoking outside when it started to rain. (Yes it does rain sometimes in Saudi Arabia). One of the women pulled out a condom from under her abaya and cut the tip off and put it over her cigarette to keep it dry.
Her friend saw this and asked "where do you get those?"
"At any drug store" she responded.
Well later that day she went to a drug store and asked for some condoms. The sales clerk was suprirised for such a request comming from such a mature person. But he asked anyway
"Ok what kind of condom would you like"
The old lady responded by saying "I don't care what kind, just as long as it fits over a camel"
The sales clerk fainted.
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Old 09-15-2012, 06:18 PM
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Default Re: Smoking in Saudi Arabia

You might end up with a mob demonstrating outside your house.

It might be your house that's smoking soon!

Some people may find your joke offensive, (I don't, I love politically incorrect jokes), but the consequences could be.

Last edited by david s; 09-15-2012 at 07:38 PM. Reason: Just had a horrible thought
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Old 09-16-2012, 01:58 AM
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Default Re: Smoking in Saudi Arabia

that was awesome! the first forum joke that made me laugh out loud....
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