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Old 03-10-2009, 01:01 AM
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A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

A Gamekeeper shouts,
'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!'

The man replies,
'My good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me.'

The keeper replies,

'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!
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Old 03-10-2009, 07:50 AM
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AYE! Et's a gud un.
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Old 03-10-2009, 08:20 AM
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Heh heh heh....that's pretty good, Johnny. BUT THAT AIN'T THE WAY I HEERED IT.

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Old 03-11-2009, 07:29 AM
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Default Re: scottish joke....

We have that one over here with some poor non-Swiss person (just insert the nationality of your choice) drinking water out of the (fairly polluted) Rhine. I like the Scottish version better though.
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Old 07-19-2009, 08:07 PM
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I like the Scots' cure for seasickness- Lean over the railing with a dime clenched between your teeth.
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