scottish joke.... Humor Discuss scottish joke.... in the General forums; A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink tha waater! ...

[Xabia Jim]

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

A Gamekeeper shouts,
'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!'

The man replies,
'My good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me.'

The keeper replies,

'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!

[chuckster]

AYE! Et's a gud un.

[PizzaPolice]

Heh heh heh....that's pretty good, Johnny. BUT THAT AIN'T THE WAY I HEERED IT.

Channeling Mr. Oldtimer.

[Frances]

We have that one over here with some poor non-Swiss person (just insert the nationality of your choice) drinking water out of the (fairly polluted) Rhine. I like the Scottish version better though.

[Oz Bakery]

I like the Scots' cure for seasickness- Lean over the railing with a dime clenched between your teeth.