It's all relative

[sarah h]

Two guys are sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.

After a while the first guy says, "If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"

The second guy crooks his head sideways for a minute, scratches his head, and squints his eyes, thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he replies, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."

[CajunKnight]

another good one...