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Old 06-16-2008, 02:14 PM
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You're in luck (?) another rainy afternoon... so here goes:

A penguin is cruising along the interstate when suddenly steam and all erupts out of the front of his car. Luckily there's a garage just a bit further on, so he pulls in and the garage guy comes out to take a look at the car.

While he's busy checking out what's wrong, the penguin wanders off to get a snack. It has to be said he's a bit of a messy eater (what with the beak and flippers and all).

Anyway, he comes back to the damaged car after a while, and the guy says: "Whoa, looks like you've blown a seal!"

"Nah," says the penguin, "this is just vanilla ice cream..."
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Old 06-16-2008, 03:47 PM
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You're in luck (?) another rainy afternoon... so here goes:

A penguin is cruising along the interstate when suddenly steam and all erupts out of the front of his car. Luckily there's a garage just a bit further on, so he pulls in and the garage guy comes out to take a look at the car.

While he's busy checking out what's wrong, the penguin wanders off to get a snack. It has to be said he's a bit of a messy eater (what with the beak and flippers and all).

Anyway, he comes back to the damaged car after a while, and the guy says: "Whoa, looks like you've blown a seal!"

"Nah," says the penguin, "this is just vanilla ice cream..."
Pretty good Frances.
More rain huh?

What did you say the summer temps are in your part of the world?
It's going to be 103f here today, about 40c me thinks..
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Old 06-16-2008, 07:10 PM
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Oh crap. Now I have to clean off my keyboard.

Never eat at the computer when it's raining at Frances' house.....
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Old 06-17-2008, 10:22 AM
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More rain huh?

What did you say the summer temps are in your part of the world?
It's going to be 103f here today, about 40c me thinks..
40 C? Thats hot! We had two pretty nice weeks back in early May. Temps here can go up to 35 C on a hot day... but not right now, hovering around 18 or 19 C... and WET!



Elizabeth, what were you eating? Not vanilla icecream then?
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