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Old 11-16-2012, 02:46 AM
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Gudday
An old women took her husband to the doctor ...because he was forgetfull.
The doc examines him , tests him , and tells the women . "He not that bad , yes be forgets things just get him to write down anything that's important."
Next day he offers to make breakfast and asks her what she wants." Cereal with fruit and a black coffee "was the reply. "And write it down."" He replies I don't need to I'm doing it straight away.
He returns 1/2 an hour later with bacon and eggs and a cup of white tea.
She is really mad " you have forgotten again , you should have written it down,........where's the toast!!"

Sorry stuck one old folk jokes at the moment with a mate .....our wife's hate them....but laugh anyway
Regards dave
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Old 11-16-2012, 10:40 PM
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Old 11-17-2012, 12:47 PM
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Doctor visiting an elderly patient in hospital says "I'm sorry, but I have some bad news for you. You have cancer (pause) and Alzheimer's."
The old bloke replies "Lucky I haven't got cancer"

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