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Old 10-21-2013, 05:36 AM
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Thumbs up An oldie but a goodie

Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband
also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard,
not realising that the little boy is in there.
After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here'.
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let
alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '$250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this
Boy - '$750'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and
footy, and let's go outside and have a game of footy.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my football and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'
The boy says, 'To a mate of mine for a 1,000 bucks!'
The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging a mate like
that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to
take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here'.
The priest says, 'Don't start that again ya little bugger . . . you're in my
cupboard now'!!
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