Not to offend anyone, but...
This made me laugh......
Chinese sick day
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no
come work today, I really sick .. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'
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Re: Not to offend anyone, but...
I just laughed out loud......at 12:40 am, probably just woke up my wife who has to get up at 5 am. Needless to say, if I did wake her, I won't be feeling great anytime soon.
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