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Old 08-06-2013, 09:54 AM
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>>>> Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old,
>>>> But they know they are in love.
>>>> One day they decide that they want to get married,
>>>> So Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
>>>>
>>>> Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,
>>>> "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love
>>>> And I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
>>>>
>>>> Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,
>>>> Mr. Smith replies,
>>>> "Well Bruce, you are only 10..
>>>> Where will you two live?"
>>>>
>>>> Without even taking a moment to think about it,
>>>> Bruce replies,
>>>> "In Jenny's room.
>>>> It's bigger than mine
>>>> And we can both fit there nicely."
>>>> Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
>>>> "Okay, then how will you live?
>>>> You're not old enough to get a job.
>>>> You'll need to support Jenny."
>>>>
>>>> Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance,
>>>> Jenny makes five bucks a week
>>>> And I make 10 bucks a week.
>>>> That's about 60 bucks a month,
>>>> So that should do us just fine."
>>>>
>>>> Mr. Smith is impressed
>>>> Bruce has put so much thought into this.
>>>>
>>>> "Well Bruce,
>>>> It seems like you have everything figured out.
>>>> I just have one more question.
>>>> What will you do if the two of you should have
>>>> Little children
>>>> Of your own?"
>>>>
>>>> Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,
>>>> "Well, we've been lucky so far."
>>>>
>>>> Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable ! !
>>>>
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Old 08-06-2013, 03:41 PM
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I bet little Jenneys not getting her 5 dollar allowance anymore.
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Old 08-06-2013, 04:33 PM
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I bet little Jenneys not getting her 5 dollar allowance anymore.
That is not exactly correct. Actually, they have equal allowances..................... Little Bruce, now gives Little Jenney,.............. five of his .
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Old 08-06-2013, 11:07 PM
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I get your drift gulf......Answer me this one. Is the $400 little Bruce is gonna end up owing Jenny every month for child support gonna come out of the $1200 or, be added to the $1200 that little Bruce's mom get from his dad every month......poor bastard I mean the dad... not the baby.

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