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[david s]

A six year old and his grandfather are shopping together in the mall. Unfortunately the get separated but the boy has the good sense to approach the security guy.

"I've lost my grandaddy"

"OK what's he like"

"Double malt whiskey and girls with big tits"

[nodoubt68]

Lol David...sounds like some one I know.............

[gjbingham]

OK,
I only laughed a little, for about three minutes or so. Then I teared up, made funny snorting noises and drooled a bit. I love stupid sexist jokes, along with poo poo noises. (notice that I now speak baby talk for excrement. I wonder where that came from?) Sorry ladies. I'm and idiot deep down inside. OK, I admit it, I'm and idiot on the outside too. Funny joke in my book!
G.

[RTflorida]

Great "cute joke", as my wife would say.
George - Great to see you are still popping in from time to time. We all miss ya, hope all is well with the family .

RT

[amber]

Hmmm I think that kid just described my (now deceased) grandfather. Around 4pm he could always be found drinking a burbon and watching Baywatch.

[christo]

I had heard that watching Baywatch could have lasting effects on ones health. I think it was right before my wife bopped me on the head.

Christo

[amber]

Try the burbon instead.