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05-19-2008, 07:01 AM
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 Knock knock... Knock knock! Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? I've enough retained heat in my oven to bake tons of bread. Knock knock! Who's there? Mike. Mike who? My keystone is cooler than yours. Knock knock! Who's there? Woof. Woof who? WFO's make the best pizza. Knock knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Chimney hight is important for oven draw. Knock knock! Who's there? Cat. Cat who? Catastrophic jokes they may be, but each and every one features an oven! Knock knock! Who's there? Ike. Ike who? I can't take any more of these lousy oven jokes. Knock knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Pleeeese make this be the last one... I'm very sorry for this. Blame a housefull of small kids and an exceptionally boring rainy afternoon...      |
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#3
05-19-2008, 09:40 AM
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| Re: Knock knock... If I didn't LOVE terrible jokes so much, I'd say these we're terrible!  (Wha?)  
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#4
05-19-2008, 09:46 AM
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| Re: Knock knock... .....................And in the famous words of Henny Youngman, "What good is happiness? You can't buy money with it!" (Badahh... Boom!) 
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#5
05-19-2008, 12:20 PM
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| Re: Knock knock... Groan... (pretty clever, though)
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#6
05-19-2008, 12:23 PM
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| Re: Knock knock... Frances.... I have the support group making the net as we speak and Ken will drop it on you when he flies over. |
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#7
05-19-2008, 05:28 PM
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| Re: Knock knock... Quote:
__________________ "Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. " Charles Mingus "Build at least two brick ovens...one to make all the mistakes on and the other to be just like you dreamed of!" Dutch |
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#8
05-19-2008, 10:42 PM
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| Re: Knock knock... Good one Dutch! Frances - don't quit your day job!  Here's a few more lame ones: What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A tuba toothpaste. (sorry - I had to start with that) What's Mary short for? She's got no legs. a man kept coming to mary lous cafe and ordering ham & eggs. to play a prank, mary lou scratched ham & eggs off the menu. the next time he came in, she handed him the menu, saying honey, i just scratched what you like! well, he replied, wash your fingers and get me some ham & eggs!
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#10
05-20-2008, 08:04 AM
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 Re: Knock knock... Speaking of Dentists, have you heard the one where a woman gets into the dentist's chair and says "There is only one thing worse than having to go to a dentist"! "What's that", asked the dentist? "Having a baby", replied the woman. "Well, make up your mind before I adjust the chair" replied the dentist. I think I'll go to bed now, catch you all in the morning. Neill
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