JC in belfast

[cobblerdave]

Q. Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Belfast

A. Where in Belfast would you find....3 Wise men....And a virgin.

Regards Dave

[cobblerdave]

Woops
Got a txt message ....offended an irishman...better change the story

Here about Canberra... our nationals capital... was not able to organise a nativity scene........couldn't find 3 wise men.... hunt for the virgin continues....

Regards Dave
PS don't worry about us Christians...were tough...been persecuted for 2000 yrs

[david lyons]

two women arrive at the pearly gate at the same time. as they wait in the queue the first one says to the second woman. 'you're quite young, how did you end up here?
Oh she says "I froze to death!
" That's dreadful"
"Not really, it just got colder and colder and then I was here"
"What about you then?"
Second woman is a bit reluctant but then tells her story.
"I was a very jealous wife and always suspected my husband was playing up on me. To day he said he was sick and was staying in bed while I went to work.
I suspected something was up so I waited around the corner for a while and walked back.
When I went up to the bedroom he was still in bed with nothing on!
I went berserk, I looked in the wardrobes, I emptied out all the cupboards!
I searched under the stairs. I pulled his workshop to pieces, looked under his car......NOTHING
I was so wound up I ended up having a heart attack and died on the laundry floor near the freezer, that is how I ended up here."
First woman was thoughtful for a moment and then says,
"It's a shame you didn't look in the freezer first!"

[Gulf]

ROFLMAO, I can usually see them coming, but damn: that's funny!!!