An Italian boys confession Humor Discuss An Italian boys confession in the General forums; Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl. The priest asks, 'Is that you, ...

[Bob C]

Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?

Yes, Father, it is.

And who was the girl you were with?

I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.

Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as�well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?

'I cannot say.

Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?

'I'll never tell.

Was it Nina Capelli?

I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.

Was it Cathy Piriano?

My lips are sealed.

Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?

Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration.
You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.

Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
What'd you get?

Four months vacation and five good leads.