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[exceloven]

Hello All,

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my
house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished & before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of
Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a
box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr how gud I fel rite now.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

[nissanneill]

Oh! but does it come with a hang over next morning????

Neill

[Frances]

hehe, I guess when you feel the need for more inner peace, you just start over. Nice one

[gjbingham]

Funny, funny! Tears in my eyes funny. Great one!

G.

[roncut]

loved it, I think I have had that inner peace a time or too

[david s]

I find inner peace from endless chemistry experiments. The conversion of alcohol into urine is my favorite.

[Frances]

Chocolate (or virtually anything else for that matter) into fat is one that I'm good at - but alcohol conversion is more fun.

[roncut]

I like that idea myself, I wonder if your oven could double as a still??