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Old 11-15-2011, 05:45 AM
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I tried to impress a girl once by putting my foot down flat on the pedal. Anyway, it turns out she'd seen a bin open like that before..
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Old 11-15-2011, 11:22 AM
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That reminds me that I was booked for speeding last week and the policeman asked me if i had a reason for exceeding the speed limit. I replied "yes, I had my foot down flat on the pedal"

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Old 11-20-2011, 07:24 PM
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Had the same problem Dave, a cop tried to pull me over for speeding but i just kept driving. Eventually they intercepted me down the road and asked why I didnt stop. Told him my ex misses ran off with a copper, and I thought they might of being trying to give her back.
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Old 11-20-2011, 11:00 PM
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Last week a cop asked me to "blow into the breathalyser". I told him I was shy and asked him if I could take it home and do it there.
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Old 11-21-2011, 08:47 AM
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a friend and i got stopped by police (i was not drivin) cop said to mate were you drinking. chap said no i was not drinking . cop said blow into this bag .. reply from lad was are your chip.s(fries) to hot .i let out a laugh . cop.s reply was to lift him from the car by his hair and into cop car , i got eject from pas seat and a kick up the butt and told to go home .. well i was only 15 year old,, ah the bad old days miss them so..,
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