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Old 02-12-2009, 01:49 PM
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Default I went to the doctor....

I went to the doctor the other day for a checkup

Midway through his examination, the doctor stops and says

"You're gonna have to stop masturbating you know...."

I said Why?

He said "Because I'm trying to examine you."

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Old 02-12-2009, 10:09 PM
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Hehehehe! Yuks! Funny funny! Where's Frances? She might enjoy this.
Good post Mitch!
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:55 AM
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I went to the doctor the other day and he ordered a brain scan. He told me that nothing on the left side was right and on the right side nothing was left.
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Old 02-13-2009, 02:25 AM
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George, now what on earth would make you say a thing like that....?

- Cool. Not one I'll tell the kids though.
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:51 AM
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Default Re: I went to the doctor....

an oldie but a goodie...
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Old 02-13-2009, 03:41 PM
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The joke was funny......but I thought the Frances comment was funnier. BTW that is a complement Frances.

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Old 02-16-2009, 09:25 PM
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Ha Ha, got me thinking about the one masturbating and owning hybrid cars, it feels just about the same and the end result is the same, but you will always be a wanker. Sorry to all you Prius drivers.
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:51 PM
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I took my wife to the doctor yesterday and he pulled me aside and said,
" I don't like the look of her"
I said
"Neither do I, but she's a great cook and she's terrific with the kids"
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:47 PM
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A man goes to his doctor and says. "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."

The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on the condition you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."

The man says, "You have a deal, Doc."

Monday morning the man returns to the doctor's office with his arm in a sling.

The doctor asks, "What happened"?

The man answers, "Nobody showed up!"


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Old 04-11-2009, 11:55 PM
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Fella woke up after his operation and said "doctor, I can't feel my legs."
Doctor replied, "I'm not surprised, we had to amputate both your arms."
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