Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the
street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her
boyfriend buying her flowers.
The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh sh*t, my boyfriend is
buying me flowers again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like
getting flowers from your boyfriend?"
The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always
has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel
like spending the next three days on my back with my legs
in the air."
The blonde says: ......."Don't you have a vase?"
and here's to springtime!
Sharing life's positives and loving the slow food lane
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