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Old 06-01-2013, 11:34 PM
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Default Computer terms for the WFO

Download - get the firewood off the ute
Floppy disk- result of to much firewood lifting
Log on- fire up the WFO
Log off - let the fire die down
Monitor- keep on eye on the WFO (suitable beverage encouraged)
Modem- what you do to the grass 20 mins before the guests arrive
Website- under oven ready use wood stowage

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Old 06-01-2013, 11:42 PM
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Download - get the firewood off the ute
Floppy disk- result of to much firewood lifting
Log on- fire up the WFO
Log off - let the fire die down
Monitor- keep on eye on the WFO (suitable beverage encouraged)
Modem- what you do to the grass 20 mins before the guests arrive
Website- under oven ready use wood stowage

Regards dave

Hard drive- To the forest for firewood.
Wifi- She who must be obeyed.
Sync-Where you wash up.
Upgrade-Your next oven build.
Download-putting the firewood on the ground.
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Old 06-02-2013, 12:24 AM
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Hard drive- To the forest for firewood.
Wifi- She who must be obeyed.
Sync-Where you wash up.
Upgrade-Your next oven build.
Download-putting the firewood on the ground.
Excellent brickie.......any more additions? ....anyone

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Old 06-02-2013, 12:38 AM
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Red Ray- Bloke standing too close to the oven.
File- Storing the firewood.
Folder-Your back after gathering firewood.
Ipad- where my oven is.

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Old 06-02-2013, 04:52 AM
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Blue ray- cooking when it is below freezing
Binary- two pizzas in the oven
Logic- pizza for dinner
Variable- pizza toppings
Program- toppings available for tonight's pizza
SCSI- a dirty pan
System crash- pizza turned into calzone in oven
Analog- what your spouse Ana needs you to get done.
System architecture- the oven design
Thermal overload- oven to hot
Bug- not a good pizza topping
Chip- small piece of wood
Mother board- an endless supply of kiln dried hardwood.
Defragmentation- nice orderly stack of firewood
Fragmentation- pile of uncut un-split firewood
CPU chiller- beer

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Old 06-02-2013, 02:16 PM
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Mouse- food for the oven
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Old 06-02-2013, 11:28 PM
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Raster- Jamaican Party Guest.
Keyboard- Fave wooden peel.
Array- Praise from the guests about the pizzas.
Byte- Self explanatory.
Bit- Pizza that falls on ya lap.
Basic- White pizza.
Kernel- Guest from the Army.
Speaker- Someone who isnt eating pizza.
Dongle- What you feel like doing to the speaker.
Hot Boot- When a coal falls in ya boot.
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Old 06-03-2013, 12:34 AM
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Goooogle.......what the "speaker" does after a "dongle".
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Cache - Stack of seasoned hardwood
Cold Boot - Firing your oven during -15 C weather
Syntax Error - Guest who doesn't eat pizza
Disc Drive - Pizza Peel
Hard Disc - Overcooked Pizza
Software - uncooked pizza
Hardware - pizza peels, brushes, coal rake
Refresh - New bottle of beer
laptop - where you eat when there's no room left at the table
desktop - where you put your beer when you're using the disc drive
Router - Helper who brings pizza's to and from the oven
Ctl Alt Del - Pizza dropped on ground - thrown away
Username - Pizza Chef
Password - Here's your beer
Internet - Conversations with guests while cooking pizza
Google - An abbreviation for the amount of fun you can have building/owning a WFO
Facebook - The look you have after getting too close to the fire - charred eyebrows and sooty face.
Yahoo - Guy that flops his pizza on the ground
You Tube - Hmmm... I think I'll leave that one alone
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