 A blind guy
... accidentily walks into a Lesbian bar one night. He finds a stool to sit on and orders a beer. Then, just to make conversation he says: So, does anyone want to hear a good blond joke?
All conversation in the bar stops.
Then the woman next to him clears her throat and says: My friend, I'll tell you this because you're blind... The Bartender is a 2m tall blond woman with a sawn off shotgun under the counter. The woman sitting on your other side is a champion weight lifter, and blond. At the table behind you there are two blonds, one is a professional boxer and the other a construction worker. I myself am blond and have a black belt in Karate. So, are you still sure you want to tell that joke?
The blind guy thinks for a moment and says: Nah, not if nobody here'll understand it...
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