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Old 06-07-2009, 03:50 AM
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Default A blind guy

... accidentily walks into a Lesbian bar one night. He finds a stool to sit on and orders a beer. Then, just to make conversation he says: So, does anyone want to hear a good blond joke?

All conversation in the bar stops.

Then the woman next to him clears her throat and says: My friend, I'll tell you this because you're blind... The Bartender is a 2m tall blond woman with a sawn off shotgun under the counter. The woman sitting on your other side is a champion weight lifter, and blond. At the table behind you there are two blonds, one is a professional boxer and the other a construction worker. I myself am blond and have a black belt in Karate. So, are you still sure you want to tell that joke?

The blind guy thinks for a moment and says: Nah, not if nobody here'll understand it...
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Old 06-08-2009, 08:41 PM
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Default Re: A blind guy

Frances, That's a classic!
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