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The newspaper, "The Australian," over a period of weeks sought entries for
The Great Australian yarn.
This was the winner:

Two cattle drovers were standing in an Outback bar. One asked, "What are ya
up to, mate?"
"Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."
"Oh yeah ... and what route are you takin'?"
"Ah, prob'ly the Missus ... after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought"