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Old 06-16-2013, 10:06 PM
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Talking The Aussie Soldier

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Old 06-18-2013, 12:34 AM
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Be careful we're not the only gender here. It better to let me rag(to give a hard time,have fun with) Wild Duck, he seems to be a fun guy.
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Old 06-18-2013, 02:19 PM
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Gudday
Yes it's a fine line sometimes.... I think wild duck is just on the line .....and it's old enough to know what point not to overstep.
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Old 07-11-2013, 06:52 PM
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well, eventually the Aussie Soldier recovered from his injury and went to the pub to celebrate. A few hours later he came out of the pub rolling drunk! Suddenly he vomited all over a little dog being walked past by an attractive young lady! He turns to the lady and says "Jeez, Sheila, I don't remember eating that!!!
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:32 AM
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A guy walks into the local bookstore and asks the teller "do you have the book about men with small penis's. The lady says" I'm not sure if it is in yet".
the man replies" yes, that's the one...I'll take a copy".
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Old 08-03-2013, 05:12 AM
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So the sheila says You didn't eat that it's a dog,so the drunk Aussie soldier asks the lady"does your dog bite?"No she says so he reaches out to pet the poor little vomit cover beast and it bites the sh.t out of his hand.He screams"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite." "Not my dog she says as she walks off laughing .
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Old 08-03-2013, 05:30 AM
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Hey Wildduck and Cobblerdave couldn't we just refer to this guy as an Aussie soldier and it just be understood that hes always drunk,It just seems a little redundant.Are not all Aussie solders by definition drunk when not on duty.
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