2 x 4's Humor Discuss 2 x 4's in the General forums; LUMBER PURCHASE Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office ...

[ThisOldGarageNJ]

LUMBER PURCHASE

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and says, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk replies, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll go check," and goes back to the truck.

He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."

"All right. How long do you want them?"

The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check." After a while, he returns to the office and says, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

[RTflorida]

I think I met this guy......he was the lead framer that built my house. He has two brothers that do drywall and finish/trim carpentry (but they are not nearly as intelligent).


RT

[Ken524]

I think I met this guy......he was the lead framer that built my house. He has two brothers that do drywall and finish/trim carpentry (but they are not nearly as intelligent).

Ahhh... you mean THESE guys -


"Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother, Darryl, and this is my other brother, Darryl."
(From one of Bob Newhart's shows)

[ThisOldGarageNJ]

they look familiar...