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Old 08-25-2009, 04:11 AM
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LUMBER PURCHASE

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and says, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk replies, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll go check," and goes back to the truck.

He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."

"All right. How long do you want them?"

The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check." After a while, he returns to the office and says, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

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Old 08-25-2009, 06:53 AM
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I think I met this guy......he was the lead framer that built my house. He has two brothers that do drywall and finish/trim carpentry (but they are not nearly as intelligent).


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Old 08-25-2009, 09:22 AM
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I think I met this guy......he was the lead framer that built my house. He has two brothers that do drywall and finish/trim carpentry (but they are not nearly as intelligent).
Ahhh... you mean THESE guys -


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Old 08-27-2009, 03:12 AM
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they look familiar...
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