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Old 07-12-2011, 05:52 PM
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Sorry to hear about that Paul I really hope things work out for you.
I've been through it myself and my brother in law is going through it at the moment. It's always hard when you don't see it coming and I feel for you.
My own personal experience was as hard as it was to deal with as each day went by it got a little easier. I have since re-married and life is good. You are going to go through all sorts of emotions so friends are going to be important don't isolate yourself from them. Hopefully you can get through this and save your marriage but if not just remember things will get easier and one day you'll wake up and know you're ready to move on.
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:40 PM
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A little humor

5 Passengers 4 Parachutes...


An aeroplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the aircraft.

The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I am the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia's people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the aircraft.


The third passenger, Bob Brown, said, "I'm the leader of the Australian Greens and the nation needs my guidance and my boyfriend would miss me." So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped


The fourth passenger, ex-PM John Howard, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."


The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Howard. There's a parachute left for you. Australia’s smartest woman took my schoolbag!”
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