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Old 01-15-2013, 05:28 PM
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Default Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

The Hokey Smokey


You put your right hand in,
You put your right stub out,
You put your right stub in,
And you shake it all about,

You do the hokey smokey
and you burn yourself all around
That what it's all about.

2) left hand
3) right foot
4) left foot
5) head
6) butt
7) whole self

Last edited by navyintel; 01-16-2013 at 07:16 AM. Reason: change pokey to smokey
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:56 PM
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The National Weather Service Lists your oven as a high pressure area.
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Old 06-14-2013, 08:52 AM
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You have to build your third insulated oven door.
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Old 08-03-2013, 05:44 AM
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When Your back yard become the default target of all heat seeking missles launch around the world.
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Old 08-03-2013, 05:53 AM
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When Satan calls to see if you would be interested in wharehousing a "few" souls for him.

Bill
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Old 08-06-2013, 03:49 PM
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When skydivers just hoover above it caught in the thermals.
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Old 01-24-2014, 12:56 PM
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Default Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

Remember your wife's favorite ceramic baking dish? oops
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Old 01-27-2014, 06:57 AM
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Default Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

The bare part of your arm between the end of your leather cooking glove and the sleeve of your T-shirt is devoid of hair!
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Old 01-31-2014, 07:15 AM
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Default Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

All the stray cats in your neighborhood are suspiciously hairless.
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Old 01-31-2014, 07:45 PM
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All the stray cats in your neighborhood are suspiciously hairless.
Sounds sortalike a "hey ya'll, watch this" .
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