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sarah h 06-25-2008 06:11 PM

Woe-be-tide
 
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking by and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman asked "Have you ever been f ****d?"
The man said "No".

She said "You will be when the tide comes in".

CajunKnight 06-25-2008 06:21 PM

Re: Woe-be-tide
 
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks I needed that. ;)

asudavew 06-25-2008 06:23 PM

Re: Woe-be-tide
 
I read all the jokes....

That one, was by FAR, the funniest!!!!!! :D

It "cracked" me up

Thanks Sarah.......I'm gonna go tell it right now.

Les 06-25-2008 08:00 PM

Re: Woe-be-tide
 
Awesome!!!!


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