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gdest 09-15-2012 06:02 AM

Smoking in Saudi Arabia
 
Two elderly Saudi women were smoking outside when it started to rain. (Yes it does rain sometimes in Saudi Arabia). One of the women pulled out a condom from under her abaya and cut the tip off and put it over her cigarette to keep it dry.
Her friend saw this and asked "where do you get those?"
"At any drug store" she responded.
Well later that day she went to a drug store and asked for some condoms. The sales clerk was suprirised for such a request comming from such a mature person. But he asked anyway
"Ok what kind of condom would you like"
The old lady responded by saying "I don't care what kind, just as long as it fits over a camel"
The sales clerk fainted.

david s 09-15-2012 05:18 PM

Re: Smoking in Saudi Arabia
 
You might end up with a mob demonstrating outside your house.

It might be your house that's smoking soon!

Some people may find your joke offensive, (I don't, I love politically incorrect jokes), but the consequences could be.

Drewaudio 09-16-2012 12:58 AM

Re: Smoking in Saudi Arabia
 
that was awesome! the first forum joke that made me laugh out loud....


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