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Xabia Jim 03-10-2009 02:01 AM

scottish joke....
 
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

A Gamekeeper shouts,
'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!'

The man replies,
'My good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me.'

The keeper replies,

'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!

chuckster 03-10-2009 08:50 AM

Re: scottish joke....
 
AYE! Et's a gud un.

PizzaPolice 03-10-2009 09:20 AM

Re: scottish joke....
 
Heh heh heh....that's pretty good, Johnny. BUT THAT AIN'T THE WAY I HEERED IT.

Channeling Mr. Oldtimer.

Frances 03-11-2009 08:29 AM

Re: scottish joke....
 
We have that one over here with some poor non-Swiss person (just insert the nationality of your choice) drinking water out of the (fairly polluted) Rhine. I like the Scottish version better though.

Oz Bakery 07-19-2009 09:07 PM

Re: scottish joke....
 
I like the Scots' cure for seasickness- Lean over the railing with a dime clenched between your teeth.


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