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TxTanner 08-03-2013 07:02 AM

Old mans got it good
 
A young man walking down the street comes along an old guy on a bench crying and takes pity on him so he sits down and says hey oldtimer What's the problem why you crying?It's my wife the old guy says.Oh boy I know where ya coming from there but ya cant let that get you down the young guy replies.No no no you don't understand,I'm married to a beautiful sexy 19 year old nymphomanic that threats me like a king.She wakes me up with breakfast in bed every day then we have wild sex till 10am then I nap while she mows the yard until she brings me lunch and then we have crazy wild sex till 3pm.Then she clean the house and washes my car.Sense that the old boy may be putting him on the young man interupts"If all that's true and you got it so good why are you here crying to me?" I forgot where i live sobs the old man.

Bill


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