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dida 10-13-2009 11:22 AM

Old Bastards
 
An old bastard couple pulls up to a service station in Ashburton:

Attendant: How may I help you?

Old Bloke: Please fill it up.

Old Shelia: What did he say?

Old Bloke [yelling]: He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up.

Attendant: So, where are you heading?

Old Bloke: To Timaru to see our Grandchildren.

Old Shelia: What did he say?

Old Bloke[yelling]: He asked where we're going. I told him we're going to see the Grand kids.

Attendant: It sure is a nice day for a drive.

Old Bloke: Yes, it's been quite pleasant.

Old Shelia: What did he say?

Old Bloke[yelling]: He said its good weather.

Attendant: Where are you coming from?

Old Bloke: We started our trip from Nelson.

Old Shelia: What did he say?

Old Bloke [yelling]: He asked where we're from and I said Nelson.

Attendant: I dated a girl from Nelson once. She wouldn't shut up and was lousy in bed.

Old lady: What did he say?

Old Man [yelling]: He says he knows you


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