New words for 2009
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
A deeply unattractive person.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and leaves.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
An office filled with cubicles.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
Single working girls, i.e. Single Income, No Boyfriend And Desperate.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'Reply All').
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually bugger all in there worth seeing.
A bath so hot that, when lowering yourself in, you go 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
Tattoo on a female.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
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