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Les 03-09-2009 07:12 AM

New supermarket in town
 
A new supermarket opened in town. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Ken524 03-09-2009 08:04 PM

Re: New supermarket in town
 
Darn it... I was hooked and reeled nearly all the way in. Guess I should have seen that this was in the humor section before I read it!


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