The maid wanted an increase in salary.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked:
'Now Maria, why do you want a raise?'
Maria: Well M’dam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: The Master said so.
Maria: The second reason is that I'm a better cook than you.
Madam: Nonsense, who said you're a better cook than me?
Maria: The Master did.
Maria: My third reason is that I'm a better lover than you.
Madam: (Very upset now) Did the Master say that as well?
Maria: No Madam, the gardener did.
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