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dida 08-14-2009 11:40 AM

Just love the Irish
 
After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children..

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem."


"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Australia .

Frances 08-16-2009 01:23 PM

Re: Just love the Irish
 
...and in Austria, or so I've been told. :D

Mitchamus 08-16-2009 06:06 PM

Re: Just love the Irish
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dida (Post 61773)
This procedure also works in Australia .

...especially around Bondi :)


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