An Italian boys confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?
Yes, Father, it is.
And who was the girl you were with?
I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as�well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
'I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?
'I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Capelli?
I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration.
You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.
Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
What'd you get?
Four months vacation and five good leads.
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