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Old 04-10-2009, 04:03 PM
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Don't worry Sarah. Said or unsaid, your thoughts will lead you hell.

I may have a small chip on my shoulder. At a young age a priest ratted me out from the confessional and some years later I was kicked out of Altar Boys.
Never once did anything untoward happen to me as an altar boy. But now I'm seeing all kinds of dudes getting paid millions of dollars! Now all I can say is HEY! What was wrong with me? I was pretty cute.....

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Old 04-10-2009, 04:43 PM
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I guess we'll find out if there are any litigators on the forum, offers of help to free up those long repressed memories...

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Old 04-11-2009, 01:46 PM
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My former priest used to say that if we went to hell, at least we'll meet a lot of interesting people...
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Old 04-11-2009, 03:26 PM
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My former priest used to say that if ...
I hope he was kidding... that isn't exactly the offical teachings of the Church!
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Old 04-11-2009, 11:13 PM
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Just remember it's the Humor postings eh?

Take it with a good grain of Himilayan Salt....
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Old 04-11-2009, 11:27 PM
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I'm told that in Heaven
all the police are British,
all the cooks are Italian,
all the mechanics are German,
all the lovers are French
and everything is organized by the Swiss.

But in Hell,
all the police are German,
all the cooks are British,
all the mechanics are French,
all the lovers are Swiss
and everything is organized by the Italians
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Old 04-12-2009, 06:35 AM
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Not sure about Banana Benders holding forth on National Attributes my friend. Crikey mate, where would you and I fit in?

Possibly as 'last man standing' - and with a grin,(ah, gin) and vodka, eh.
(Now that should draw the crabs).
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:32 AM
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Just remember it's the Humor postings eh?

Take it with a good grain of Himilayan Salt....
Good point... and a good cure! There are some days when I am decidedly humor-impaired.
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:12 PM
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He was a she, actually.
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Old 04-13-2009, 06:00 PM
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Wow, this topic is hotter than a plasma fire heating up the oven. I have to weigh in just a bit....everything that everyone has said is true. One detail, from a Christian point of view, is that the whole purpose of the Law is to prove that no one can make it to God by keeping the Law, and that is why we need a Savior, who comes not to condemn but to save. The way its written in the Bible, the Law was crucified with Christ, so that the righteouesness we must live in now is not our own but the righteousness of Christ. It is really a challenge to keep that perspective in mind, especially since the Law is good and does protect society and individuals.

Having said that, I hope everyone had a wonderful Easter. And thanks, Xabia Jim, for bringing up such a "hot" topic!
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