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cobblerdave 06-02-2013 12:34 AM

Computer terms for the WFO
 
Download - get the firewood off the ute
Floppy disk- result of to much firewood lifting
Log on- fire up the WFO
Log off - let the fire die down
Monitor- keep on eye on the WFO (suitable beverage encouraged)
Modem- what you do to the grass 20 mins before the guests arrive
Website- under oven ready use wood stowage

Regards dave

brickie in oz 06-02-2013 12:42 AM

Re: Computer terms for the WFO
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cobblerdave (Post 154247)
Download - get the firewood off the ute
Floppy disk- result of to much firewood lifting
Log on- fire up the WFO
Log off - let the fire die down
Monitor- keep on eye on the WFO (suitable beverage encouraged)
Modem- what you do to the grass 20 mins before the guests arrive
Website- under oven ready use wood stowage

Regards dave


Hard drive- To the forest for firewood.
Wifi- She who must be obeyed.
Sync-Where you wash up.
Upgrade-Your next oven build.
Download-putting the firewood on the ground.

cobblerdave 06-02-2013 01:24 AM

Re: Computer terms for the WFO
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by brickie in oz (Post 154248)
Hard drive- To the forest for firewood.
Wifi- She who must be obeyed.
Sync-Where you wash up.
Upgrade-Your next oven build.
Download-putting the firewood on the ground.

Excellent brickie.......any more additions? ....anyone

Regards Dave

brickie in oz 06-02-2013 01:38 AM

Re: Computer terms for the WFO
 
Red Ray- Bloke standing too close to the oven.
File- Storing the firewood.
Folder-Your back after gathering firewood.
Ipad- where my oven is.

:)

mrchipster 06-02-2013 05:52 AM

Re: Computer terms for the WFO
 
Blue ray- cooking when it is below freezing
Binary- two pizzas in the oven
Logic- pizza for dinner
Variable- pizza toppings
Program- toppings available for tonight's pizza
SCSI- a dirty pan
System crash- pizza turned into calzone in oven
Analog- what your spouse Ana needs you to get done.
System architecture- the oven design
Thermal overload- oven to hot
Bug- not a good pizza topping
Chip- small piece of wood
Mother board- an endless supply of kiln dried hardwood.
Defragmentation- nice orderly stack of firewood
Fragmentation- pile of uncut un-split firewood
CPU chiller- beer

Chip

david s 06-02-2013 03:16 PM

Re: Computer terms for the WFO
 
Mouse- food for the oven

brickie in oz 06-03-2013 12:28 AM

Re: Computer terms for the WFO
 
Raster- Jamaican Party Guest.
Keyboard- Fave wooden peel.
Array- Praise from the guests about the pizzas.
Byte- Self explanatory.
Bit- Pizza that falls on ya lap.
Basic- White pizza.
Kernel- Guest from the Army.
Speaker- Someone who isnt eating pizza.
Dongle- What you feel like doing to the speaker.
Hot Boot- When a coal falls in ya boot.

Bacterium 06-03-2013 01:34 AM

Re: Computer terms for the WFO
 
Goooogle.......what the "speaker" does after a "dongle".

ATK406 06-06-2013 09:00 PM

Re: Computer terms for the WFO
 
Cache - Stack of seasoned hardwood
Cold Boot - Firing your oven during -15 C weather
Syntax Error - Guest who doesn't eat pizza
Disc Drive - Pizza Peel
Hard Disc - Overcooked Pizza
Software - uncooked pizza
Hardware - pizza peels, brushes, coal rake
Refresh - New bottle of beer
laptop - where you eat when there's no room left at the table
desktop - where you put your beer when you're using the disc drive
Router - Helper who brings pizza's to and from the oven
Ctl Alt Del - Pizza dropped on ground - thrown away
Username - Pizza Chef
Password - Here's your beer
Internet - Conversations with guests while cooking pizza
Google - An abbreviation for the amount of fun you can have building/owning a WFO
Facebook - The look you have after getting too close to the fire - charred eyebrows and sooty face.
Yahoo - Guy that flops his pizza on the ground
You Tube - Hmmm... I think I'll leave that one alone


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