Forno Bravo Forum: The Wood-Fired Oven Community

Forno Bravo Forum: The Wood-Fired Oven Community (http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/)
-   Humor (http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f42/)
-   -   2 x 4's (http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f42/2-x-4s-7681.html)

ThisOldGarageNJ 08-25-2009 04:11 AM

2 x 4's
 
LUMBER PURCHASE

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and says, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk replies, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll go check," and goes back to the truck.

He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."

"All right. How long do you want them?"

The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check." After a while, he returns to the office and says, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

:D

RTflorida 08-25-2009 06:53 AM

Re: 2 x 4's
 
I think I met this guy......he was the lead framer that built my house. He has two brothers that do drywall and finish/trim carpentry (but they are not nearly as intelligent).


RT

Ken524 08-25-2009 09:22 AM

Re: 2 x 4's
 
Quote:

I think I met this guy......he was the lead framer that built my house. He has two brothers that do drywall and finish/trim carpentry (but they are not nearly as intelligent).
Ahhh... you mean THESE guys -

http://media.gomemphis.com/gmem/cont.../13actor4.jpeg
"Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother, Darryl, and this is my other brother, Darryl."
(From one of Bob Newhart's shows)

ThisOldGarageNJ 08-27-2009 03:12 AM

Re: 2 x 4's
 
they look familiar...


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 10:12 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0
2006/10 Forno Bravo, LLC