Now, this is a PG rated forum.

Still, I have to smile -- those cheap stones really do break.
Have I written this story before? Our producer was asked by WalMart to quote a huge # of pizza stones a few years ago, so they could put a gazillion (a mathematical term) pizza stones in every store. They told the producer the price point they needed to hit, as WalMart does. It turns out that the cost of the materials in our commercial-grade pizza stones is higher than WalMart's target price. Ouch.
Well, at least you know the Forno Bravo pizza stones are nice.

Guaranteed to not break for 10 years.
James