Re: New Thread A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went to Africa on Safari. They spent two days camping and tracking looking for every advantage they could to bag their game.
One evening the mother-in-law stayed watch so the couple could sleep. When the two woke the next morning they couldn't find anything, but her gun. The only thing they heard was the roar of a lion off in the distance, so they grabbed their guns and ran.
As they neared the sound, they saw the mother-in-law against a tree with a large male lion roaring in front of her.
The wife says to the husband 'What do we do, Now!'
The husband says 'Well he got himself into this mess, he can get himself out.'
__________________ Orrin Dean
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