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asudavew 04-02-2008 01:56 PM

I've finally decided that my oven is female.
 
Really! I know this for sure.
I was thinking about it the other night while firing her up.
So . .. here are my top ten reasons why my WFO is female.

asudavew 04-02-2008 01:57 PM

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.
 
Number 10!

"She doesn't like to perform from a cold start."

asudavew 04-02-2008 01:57 PM

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.
 
Number 9!

"She requires my constant attention."

asudavew 04-02-2008 01:58 PM

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.
 
Number 8!

"My oven doesn't like sports."

asudavew 04-02-2008 01:58 PM

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.
 
Number 7!

"Sometimes there is a bun in the oven."

asudavew 04-02-2008 01:59 PM

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.
 
Number 6!

"My oven doesn't have an on/off switch."

asudavew 04-02-2008 01:59 PM

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.
 
Number 5!

"My oven can do more than one thing at one time.... pizza, bread, turkey.. etc. (Unlike me..)"

asudavew 04-02-2008 02:00 PM

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.
 
Number 4!

"My oven is never ready on time."

asudavew 04-02-2008 02:01 PM

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.
 
Number 3!

"It takes longer than 30 seconds to heat it up."

asudavew 04-02-2008 02:02 PM

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.
 
Number 2!

"Once I get the oven hot, it takes a long time for it to cool down."


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