I've finally decided that my oven is female. Chit Chat Discuss I've finally decided that my oven is female. in the General forums; And the Number 1 reason why my WFO is female: "The insulation makes her dome look big."...

[asudavew]

And the Number 1 reason why my WFO is female:

"The insulation makes her dome look big."

[RCLake]

When did Letterman take over Dave the pizza tosser?

[asudavew]

Originally Posted by RCLake

When did Letterman take over Dave the pizza tosser?

Completely bored at work today!



Wuzzup RC?

[jeff]

You're a dead-set ratbag Redneck Dave.
Flamin brave, too.(I've thought it: you said it.)
Good luck in the near-future eh.
J.

[gjbingham]

Funny one Dave. How long to think it up? Days? Weeks? You scored another 10 posts on the way to 2000. You're going to pass up James in no time, then you'll be giving away T-shirts.

[jengineer]

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humm but she ain't no Dolly Parton cause there is not not a pair in the yard.
Oh wait , my apologies to a dear friend of mine but here it goes....Properly done one could say that there was a mastectomy done at some time. Depending on how the dome is done one could also envision a rather large booty.

Here are a very fine pair of Dolly Partons in South California off of the I-5.

[RTflorida]

I'm still waiting on reasons 2 thru 10....several of them are usually better than the number 1. Come on Dave, don't stop now.

RT

[RTflorida]

Dave, about the T shirts you have to give away after passing James. I hope you will stick to your redneck heritage and do some sort or commemorative edition "wife beater" (sorry ladies) with your likeness flipping pizzas on the front or back.

RT

[Frances]

Dave, that is a really good list! You should be bored at work more often.

How's it going btw? Did you ever get that promotion or are you still just filling in for you boss?

On a more serious note, since building this oven, a couple of people have pointed out to me how archetypally female a WFO is. The oven or hearth being the centre of family life in ancient cultures ("focus" means hearth in latin) (...apparently) and the oven being an ancient symbol of womanhood, with the fire representing life, and yes, buns in the oven and all that, too.

...and jengineer, we're talking fertility here, not masectomy. You got the wrong part of the anatomy.

[asudavew]

Originally Posted by Frances

Dave, that is a really good list! You should be bored at work more often.

Thanks Frances!

How's it going btw? Did you ever get that promotion or are you still just filling in for you boss?

Indeed I did. A fortunate fellow I am. Life seems to be shining on me lately.

On a more serious note, since building this oven, a couple of people have pointed out to me how archetypally female a WFO is. The oven or hearth being the centre of family life in ancient cultures ("focus" means hearth in latin) (...apparently) and the oven being an ancient symbol of womanhood, with the fire representing life, and yes, buns in the oven and all that, too.

Thanks for pointing this out. It makes sense. My family gathers around my oven. I can only imagine how past communities gathered around for food and warmth.