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I'm Peter Reinhart! Ask Me Anything! Monday, February 15, 2016 7:00-8:00 pm EST

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

Ask Me Anything New Forum Feature

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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The name's just Cecil.....

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  • The name's just Cecil.....

    A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
    he asks the biker his name.

    'Cecil,' he replies.

    'Cecil what?' the officer asks.

    'Just Cecil,' the man responds.

    The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
    break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
    presses him for the last name.

    The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

    The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with
    it. 'Tell me, Cecil, how did you lose your last name?'

    The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Cecil
    Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all
    the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I
    got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
    medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was
    Cecil Dingaling, MD.
    After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.
    Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so
    then I was Cecil Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I
    started fooling around with my assistant and she
    gave me VD, so now I was Cecil Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA
    found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Cecil
    Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my
    DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Cecil
    Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am

    Just "Cecil."


    The officer walked away in tears, laughing!!!!!
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