web analytics
Old Bastards - Forno Bravo Forum: The Wood-Fired Oven Community

Announcement

Collapse

Forum Issues Update

We are continuing to work diligently to resolve the issues currently being experienced with the PhotoPlog. Thank you for your patience!
See more
See less

Old Bastards

Collapse
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Old Bastards

    An old bastard couple pulls up to a service station in Ashburton:

    Attendant: How may I help you?

    Old Bloke: Please fill it up.

    Old Shelia: What did he say?

    Old Bloke [yelling]: He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up.

    Attendant: So, where are you heading?

    Old Bloke: To Timaru to see our Grandchildren.

    Old Shelia: What did he say?

    Old Bloke[yelling]: He asked where we're going. I told him we're going to see the Grand kids.

    Attendant: It sure is a nice day for a drive.

    Old Bloke: Yes, it's been quite pleasant.

    Old Shelia: What did he say?

    Old Bloke[yelling]: He said its good weather.

    Attendant: Where are you coming from?

    Old Bloke: We started our trip from Nelson.

    Old Shelia: What did he say?

    Old Bloke [yelling]: He asked where we're from and I said Nelson.

    Attendant: I dated a girl from Nelson once. She wouldn't shut up and was lousy in bed.

    Old lady: What did he say?

    Old Man [yelling]: He says he knows you
Working...
X