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I'm Peter Reinhart! Ask Me Anything! Monday, February 15, 2016 7:00-8:00 pm EST

To kick off our AMA feature, we have invited author, chef and master bread maker and host of Pizza Quest, Peter Reinhart, to be our first host! Peter will be in the Forum on Monday, February 15th, from 7:00 - 8:00 pm EST. If you are unable to be online during the live session, you can post your questions in the sticky post. Peter will answer those questions during the live session on February 15th. You can view Peter's answers to your questions as well as what happened during the live session in the session thread.

Ask Me Anything New Forum Feature

You will notice a new forum at the top of the main page called, "Ask Me Anything". This forum will be used for live one hour "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) sessions hosted by people who are knowledgeable in different areas pertaining to wood fired ovens. How it works:
- Each AMA will have a "sticky" thread where the community can post questions they would like answered during the live session. This will allow everyone to participate even if you can't be online for the live session. These questions will not be answered by the host until the live AMA; if you need an answer quickly, you should post it in the appropriate Forum area for the community to respond.
- Another thread will be posted for the live AMA. Registered users who are logged in during the live session can interact with the host by asking questions and receiving responses.
- The live thread will remain in the AMA forum to view after the session.

We hope you enjoy this new feature! Please let us know if there is a topic that you'd like to have as an AMA and we'll look for a host!

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    An old bastard couple pulls up to a service station in Ashburton:

    Attendant: How may I help you?

    Old Bloke: Please fill it up.

    Old Shelia: What did he say?

    Old Bloke [yelling]: He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up.

    Attendant: So, where are you heading?

    Old Bloke: To Timaru to see our Grandchildren.

    Old Shelia: What did he say?

    Old Bloke[yelling]: He asked where we're going. I told him we're going to see the Grand kids.

    Attendant: It sure is a nice day for a drive.

    Old Bloke: Yes, it's been quite pleasant.

    Old Shelia: What did he say?

    Old Bloke[yelling]: He said its good weather.

    Attendant: Where are you coming from?

    Old Bloke: We started our trip from Nelson.

    Old Shelia: What did he say?

    Old Bloke [yelling]: He asked where we're from and I said Nelson.

    Attendant: I dated a girl from Nelson once. She wouldn't shut up and was lousy in bed.

    Old lady: What did he say?

    Old Man [yelling]: He says he knows you